My Analysis On “Feds to Launch Probe of Google”

Certainly not when the services a company provides are … wait for it … FREE.

Are you dense? Must we break up Google into two or more companies whose services are … FREE?

Must there be the proper amount of government-directed competition in the market of FREE services?

Are we really worried that a company is going to corner the market on services that are … FREE?

I have just cornered the market in thinking about a pink invisible unicorn dancing in my fenced-in back yard where nobody else can see it. And I will tell stories about it to anyone who wants to come hear my stories. FOR FREE. Oh, no, antitrust! Come get me! Because after I get enough people listening to my stories, I’m going to … wait for it … raise prices.

This is absurd.

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